The musicians, both of whom seemed to be having a great time, were a guitarist who looked a bit like Frank Zappa wearing a Mike Nesmith hat and a double bassist who looked a bit like Michael Owen wearing a small moustache. I originally thought they were improvising - I believe the term is "noodling" - but noticed that they were actually paying close attention to a music stand, and the sheet music thereon. The double bassist was concentrating particularly hard and I was impressed by the way he managed to smile and frown at the same time (not easy).
They had a break, returned to their instruments and, as far as I could tell, played exactly the same set again. This time however their efforts earned deserved applause after every piece from the diners who by now didn't have to go the effort of putting down their knives and forks to show their appreciation. I wondered whether the musicians were enjoying themselves as much as they appeared to be. The easist way to find this out would have been to ask them, but I didn't. Maybe I'll go back next week and ask them then.
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2011 update - Old Nun's Head not doing jazz on a Sunday anymore, but still thriving. I haven't yet found out who the two musicians are
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East Dulwich Goose Green Fair, 11-4. Live Music (and other things). Hurray. Under 9s football kick off, 12.30. Bollocks. In Bexleyheath. Bollocks. Get to the fair at 2.30, two children and their Grandma in my slipstream. Music on a PA. Hurray. The green cluttered with people and trestle tables laden with the wares of East Dulwich (olives, ethnic cushions...that kind of thing). Pushing through. Daisy on my shoulders. Oliver wants to go on the bouncy castle. An empty stage with nobody on it. A dj. Bollocks. "Live music's finished". Daisy wants to go on the bollocks castle, I mean the bouncy castle. There's a massive queue. Oliver wants a bastard ice cream. Grandma wants a spinach tart. Daisy wants to go on a donkey. Are they singing donkeys? No. They just walk up and down don't they. And children sit on them. They can neither sing nor play a musical instrument. Daisy queues for a donkey with Grandma. Oliver and I eat free cheese. We walk back to the talentless donkey queue. Past a white tent. I hear singing...or chanting..."Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo...Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo"...














